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Milo Arr: Microphone
Joe Baker: Drums
J. Davis: Bass
Atom K: Guitar

Hear now the tale of this roving band of righteous scoundrels with their instruments of the most infernal design and their perilous quest to ruin or re-take the throne. With wood hewn from the kitchen cupboards of Grendel himself and silver strings ripped from the mammoth joints of Atomic Killbots they do strum their vehemenent melodies. Likewise does the rhythm of their wild marching boom forth from a kit carved from the black-bones of the fabled Leviathan. Upon this seat sits the one who keeps time by beating the flayed skins of a family of Sasquatch with ivory horns torn from the head of the deadly Duelicorn. The preposterous yawps and cryptic utterances of an electrocuted idiot are the only motto they allow. And with such common power do they hope to wake the sleeping dead and make merry war against the lazy until they revel among the ruins. To topple tyrants or else dance happy and mad on their own graves with the gathered corpses of fools and friends. If you should cross their path expect no quarter and give none. Observe the wild ritual and offer proper sacrifice. Else the consequences will be dire.